THE METAL WORLD CUP DAY SEVEN

I could have been a professional footballer just like my father. He could have been a professional footballer too. *Silence. Tumbleweeds tumble past*. On with the show!

CAMEROON vs  CROATIA

RICHARD BONA vs S.O.M.

Richard Bona is a jazz bassist who has played with Bobby McFerrin and has released 7 studio albums of mellow jazz fusion which sometimes can stray into muzak.

S.o.M (which stands for Sons of Medjimurje.) hail from Croatia  and are currently a three piece folk/doom metal act. The pace is slow, the guitars toll like church bells and the vocals (both male and female) are filled with heartbreak and loss.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/S.o.M./123106#band_tab_discography

Verdict: Predictably,  Croatia take this one.

AUSTRALIA vs NETHERLANDS

ELYSIAN BLAZE vs CARACH ANGREN

Elysian Blaze is another one man black funeral doom act from Oz (must be something in the water) and is one of the most consistent acts, in terms of output, around today. Each album release has seen the production, the musicianship and, more importantly the songwriting improve no end and this results in more grandiose and epic songs as featured below:

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Elysian_Blaze/17646#Reviews

Dutch symphonic black metallers Carach Angren have probably provided us with the most ‘whatthefuckery?’ moment of this blog! The music is in a similar vein to Dimmu Borgir and Cradle etc, but it’s the video that has the most ‘WTF?’-moments-per-minute since I first saw the Black Satans’ videos that really stands out. I like the band, I like the music but sometimes you can understand why most of the metal videos I’ve posted are just pictures of album covers or band photos!

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Carach_Angren/28907

Verdict: Elysian Blaze win it for the Aussies but by jingo the video for Carach Angren is a comedy masterpiece!

SPAIN vs CHILE

TEITANBLOOD vs THY SERPENT’S CULT

You want fast, hard, brutal, extreme death metal? Then look no further than Spain’s Teitanblood. Honestly this is just vicious, face ripping stuff that is just sick and nasty! Enjoy!

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Teitanblood/20242#Reviews

Some more nasty, death metal courtesy of Chilean band Thy Serpent’s Cult. Nasty riffing, ferocious drumming and some great death growls shows that this band can hold their own with their more illustrious counterparts from ‘el Norte’.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Thy_Serpent%27s_Cult/3540309915

verdict: Thy Serpent’s Cult are great but Teitanblood just cranks it up nastier, faster, filthier, harsher, so victory to the Spanairds!

 

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